Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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