my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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