i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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