kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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