when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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