Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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