And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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