But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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