Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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