I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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