Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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