Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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