Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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