idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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