I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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