Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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