there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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