I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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