Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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