He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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