yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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