I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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