Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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