Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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