1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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