Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
