You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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