I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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