the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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