i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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