Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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