See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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