i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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