is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
