just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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