that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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