I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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