You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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