Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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