i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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