My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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