would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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