me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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