Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He told me they were just razor bumps!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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