You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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