i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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