It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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