my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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