I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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