i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Randomize
